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Smells Like Current Progress Notes - 9oz Clear Jar Candle
Smells Like Current Progress Notes - 9oz Clear Jar Candle
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📋 Smells Like: Current Progress Notes
That subtle scent of stress, caffeine, and questionable time management.
This candle is for the clinicians, counselors, and coaches who meant to finish their notes yesterday... or last week.
Light it up when you’re knee-deep in client charts, sipping cold coffee, and asking yourself why SOAP notes feel like emotional sudoku.
🕯️ Premium Handcrafted Soy Candle – 9oz
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🌿 100% Natural Soy Wax — clean-burning, eco-friendly, and renewable
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✍️ Hand-poured in New England with USA-made fragrance oils
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🕰️ Burn Time: 50–60 hours of steady support
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🔥 Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Wick — for a safe, non-toxic burn
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💨 Phthalate-Free, Paraben-Free, Guilt-Free — unlike your note backlog
Whether you’re sprinting through a note-a-thon or avoiding your EHR like it’s haunted, this candle gets it. Bonus: it won't judge your spelling.
💻 Poured into a sleek, clear glass jar to match your glassy-eyed stare at 9 p.m.
Smells Like: Current Progress Notes — burning steadily while your soul files documentation.
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